Dear magert101,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it the first of May in your closet and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock collection. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about our friendship .
Greetings to your freaky family,
Teghan9559
p.s. The day I choked on a pretzel, I swear, I never meant to copy-right that.
Aaand after that heart-wrenching letter to my cousin, I will commence my journal...
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